You too eh?

Ever can’t sleep? Just want a little cigar? Wish for a gin gin mule to go with it? Suddenly you feel like jogging, getting sweaty, then cutting off the other half of your hair. Yeah? Ever feel like going North or South, wherever? Or do you want to go pee in the backyard when there is a perfectly fine toilet inside? Sometimes maybe you don’t want to put on pants on a Monday. Sometimes maybe you want to share with someone the way 100% acrylic makes your body smell. Do you give that stare- the steady eye-roll- to the people who you suspect agree with your foul thoughts? Do you throw your meowing cat? Do you will your drunk roommate to burst through your door and worm into your bed at 2 a.m?

I understand.