It'll get cheddar.

No one is here to hear me say uhh fuck, I froze the cheese again.

Punday

While studying I wrote improsened when I meant to write imprisoned.

Sew Duh Pop

All I want is a cola. This is a simple life.

Snow Globe

(s)now what?

This is what I'd say to someone (part 1):

"Nice jeans, my cat has whiskers like that too."

Titles:

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OR

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*(probably globalized)