Flatty

The voice inside my head speaks up (too late and completely condescending, as usual) and says, "Would you eat soup with a tire lever?" and responds, "No you wouldn't, would you?"

This Friday Morning

Good news in the globe and mail

Imagine the first moments of your life are a slide down your mother's pant leg, into a net created by her elastic bottomed sweats. For you, the birth canal is a 28" inseam longer than for most. Your proud dad, standing at the bottom of the stairs, sees it all happen through thick heather grey cotton.