I regret to inform you of the death of one Lynn Marie Kane, aged 20, suddenly at 12:52 on Friday the 19th of September, 8th year of the second millennium. Kane passed on after a mighty, ongoing struggle of 13 hours with the common cold. Survived by her mother, Lori Dent, brothers Alan, Ben, and Will, loving roommates Suzanne, Alexandria, and Sarah, and sweet pet Moonbaby. She will be sorely missed. Kane's wardrobe will be promptly distributed on Saturday the 20th of September, 2008, along with trinkets and items of nostalgia (including but not limited to: love letters, certain feathers and sticks, and friendship necklaces from the third grade). Kane will be buried under a small rhubarb plant in the forest. Please send flowers and monetary donations to:
Lynn Kane Fund for the Dying and Sarah Ayton, c/o Sarah Ayton
7 Home St.
Guelph, Ontario
All funds will go toward Sarah Ayton's ongoing endeavors in keeping Kane's spirit alive. And beer.
*Obituary dictated by Sarah Ann Ayton. She provides her deepest condolences to the friends and enemies of the deceased.
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