Unlikely findings of things sort of like wisdom

1. Nothing changes if nothing changes.
2. Liquor before beer.
3. That's fine. But what do you want?
4. Just a little bit of cornstarch, you know, not too much.
5. It's okay to take some time.
6. If you put soy milk in a frying pan on high heat expect it to over boil.
7. If you put soy milk in a frying pan on high heat and then make a phone call you're just asking for it.
8. Clean up after the messes you make.
9. When people say "It can't hurt to talk about it" they are probably lying and what they really mean is "It can't hurt as bad as childbirth to talk about it."