Flatty

The voice inside my head speaks up (too late and completely condescending, as usual) and says, "Would you eat soup with a tire lever?" and responds, "No you wouldn't, would you?"

This Friday Morning

Good news in the globe and mail

Imagine the first moments of your life are a slide down your mother's pant leg, into a net created by her elastic bottomed sweats. For you, the birth canal is a 28" inseam longer than for most. Your proud dad, standing at the bottom of the stairs, sees it all happen through thick heather grey cotton.

See through the second story

I've got too much of something that makes me think watching "real life" families on T.V. is strange, but not too much of whatever that is to stop me from watching real life families (commercial free) through their decal stickered (currently butterflies) windows. Whether or not that was the back or front of that man's head, I'll never know. Either way I won the staring contest.

Still Life

Some are born still, others achieve stillness, and some have stillness thrust upon them.

I don't know about you, but I say potato.

This is a pretty good potato salad. For mine I replaced the peppers with radishes and didn't read the ingredients or the directions for any of it. There's halfuh lemon (including the pith, minus the peel, including the seeds) in the sauce, as well as olive oil (pff fat free). Still, anyway, certainly edible and registering an audible blip on the delicious scale. It definitely wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea, mind you, nor is it mine; like I said, it is a pretty good potato salad.

nonetheless

That idea didn't pan out.